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unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

what did baby corn say to mummy corn???

where’s popcorn

someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny

Today is just not my day…

Come on sister, get it together…

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

marianamescudi:

dope-ent:

jesusandcarmex:

cuntlifex:


me walking down the aisle at my wedding
with my soon to be husband meeting me halfway like…

Me interrupting your wedding because I don’t agree with your marriage like

Ayeeee this wedding is on point 

i’m mad happy for y’all

the security at the reception be like 

Sitting back watching all this action with my plate of food like

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMMMGGG LMAO BLACK EXCELLENCE


LMFAO This is the best thing ever! 

marianamescudi:

dope-ent:

jesusandcarmex:

cuntlifex:

me walking down the aisle at my wedding

with my soon to be husband meeting me halfway like…

Me interrupting your wedding because I don’t agree with your marriage like

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Ayeeee this wedding is on point 

i’m mad happy for y’all

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the security at the reception be like 

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Sitting back watching all this action with my plate of food likeimage

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMMMGGG LMAO BLACK EXCELLENCE

LMFAO This is the best thing ever! 

illusionsarearoundme:

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope

This film is the best omg

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

romulanwhore:






Best reaction to noticing a typo ever.

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

romulanwhore:

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Best reaction to noticing a typo ever.

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

gracestealingmandyangel:

gifcraft:

Peeling Apples With Power Drill

YES

gracestealingmandyangel:

gifcraft:

Peeling Apples With Power Drill

YES