Ahhhhhhhh my mind is just all over the place right now…
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
what did baby corn say to mummy corn???
someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny
Today is just not my day…
Come on sister, get it together…
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.
that feature sounds like a real life saver
me walking down the aisle at my wedding
with my soon to be husband meeting me halfway like…
Me interrupting your wedding because I don’t agree with your marriage like
Ayeeee this wedding is on point
i’m mad happy for y’all
the security at the reception be like
Sitting back watching all this action with my plate of food like
OMMMGGG LMAO BLACK EXCELLENCE
LMFAO This is the best thing ever!
what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it