Nailed it! My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Vine by: Erika Peters
if you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?
gonna put them on my christmas tree shaped christmas tree
Grease en el netflis! Si gracias.
Dammit! I can’t stop eating tamales!
The video this is from is even better because there’s like five minutes of video of these dogs and then at the very end this happens and you hear a little “Frrt” and the dog makes that face and it just
my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
There’s just going to be too much eating going on this week. Smh. It’s coo!
so i got a text from my dad that reads
“I have decided to keep a diary and draw a score for every poop I take for the rest of my life. When I die, I will leave all these diaries to your brother in my will and he will frantically search to the answer for what these scores represent and he will never know that they are actually my poop counters. Don’t tell your brother. This is top secret.”
I love that man.