excuse me waiter where are my crayons
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
this is seriously so beautiful. Watch the video <3
still a better love story than twilight
Six hundred goddamn AD
Six hundred. Goddamn AD.
This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
I was right. Why does this always happen to me…
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This person has the most real values to date
"Take a shower,
Wash away the bad thoughts,
Cleanse your body,
Put on some relaxing music,
Get in to bed,